Pinpointing what has been wrong with my progression as an adult human being has been hindering my performance as a college human being.

Weekends that should consist of marathon drinking, crawling down main street and stupid decisions that make mothers cringe typically consist of responsible work counsel-training and entertaining the Hudson Valley via 88.7FM. I do not have the time to figure out what has been holding me back because I am forced to move forward at an ever-increasing rate.

And as I am typing this, someone is being pleasured and pounded by the boy who resides in the room directly above me; lovely meeting you, miss. Your moans are quite passionate.

Feeling as if everyone else is having a better time with their college experience than me, I am becoming increasingly bitter toward anyone who enjoys a drink or six on a Thursday night.
An angry glint in my narrowed eyes, I judge those who forget parts of their night only because my responsibilities have been holding me hostage.

So here's a big "fuck you" to all normal, responsibility-less college students.
Live it up, future AA members of America.