Dear Ms. Leading,

I regret to inform you I've fallen out of lust.
It must be so hard to understand.
Did you really think me a fool enough to play along?
And make believing everything you said was true
Push your pouting lips on other unsuspecting lovers

Love,
The Dear Hunter

6.17.2008

My relationships are continuously crap-tastic.
It's like I'm stuck in Monopoly jail, I have the Pretty, Pretty Princess black ring and I keep hitting the sides of the Operation patient.
I can't pass "GO" and I can't collect $200, I can't win the crown, and I keep dropping that damn pencil shaped writer's cramp back into the forearm cavity.

Goddamn, I am a horrible relationship/board game player...

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