Dear Ms. Leading,

I regret to inform you I've fallen out of lust.
It must be so hard to understand.
Did you really think me a fool enough to play along?
And make believing everything you said was true
Push your pouting lips on other unsuspecting lovers

The Dear Hunter


It's the chapstick conspiracy.
Used on chapped lips and then there's addiction. The thought that the chapped lips will return unless you keep using it.

But little does the consumer know that the chapstick is actually drying out their lips so that they need more. They buy more at the check out counter thinking that it will remedy their dry, cracked lips. Poor blokes.

Sex, drugs, alcohol... it's all chapstick.